Want to get out of #Irene ‘s path? Some states are better at helping you with this than others: http://t.co/6canKn2 (w/maptastic goodness!)
We missed the boat but @heavymeta mariko @corrine @adamjsimon & @grayfuse still <3’d us anyway!! http://t.co/LtABGrg
trying to keep up w/our friends on the beer cruise we missed..2 miami vices puh-leez! (@ Pacific Grill) http://t.co/wgJ68nN
Yay-Beyond Scared Straight’s back on air! Nothing’s better than watching an inmate scream DADDY’S GOT A SWEET TOOTH TONITE in a teen’s face.
If you don’t like crying in public, don’t read the part in The Autobio of Mark Twain when he loses his daughter while you’re on the train.
Undeservedly proud abt resisting the urge to steal toilet paper from the bar restroom I’m in. (we’re low! stop judging!)
Who wants 2go? $15Thu9/15Bell House RT @PopSci @EugeneMirman Comedy Festival “Evening of Science” w/Neil deGrasse Tyson http://t.co/B1G3QJE
If Britain’s PM & Parliament can’t be bothered to take the London riots srsly, why should we? http://t.co/TWvndJP How’s the vacay gov’nor?
Today @Verizon union workers began striking-aftr the highly profitable co let their contract expire aftr demanding $1BIL in concessions!
mmm… @sixpoint bengali tiger & a turkey wrap for breakfast! (@ Commonwealth) http://4sq.com/nNDdtH
sometimes a person needs a pizza w/truffles - @prometheas was such a person. (@ Toby’s Public House w/ @yianns) http://4sq.com/piEL4D
Happy bday @chadamerica !! <3 from bekha @mattyule & me
Colbert’s Stephensed Manhattan Clam Chowder (An Irony Rich Mouthful) @stephenathome http://flic.kr/p/a9aEX6
Its so satisfying to see my @twitter follower # drop down after a good spammer purge - or an offhandedly offensive post.
Jackass 3D is still the only 3D movie movie experience I’m *glad* I paid for-shit holds UP! (RIP Ryan Dunn)
Its Friday - time for Harry Potter Forever by MC Snitch feat. the Fat Friar http://t.co/FylxjeR (by @thechrisyule @mattyule & @tinahuang )
GODDAMIT-finally able to leave wrk & NOW its pouring rain?? & here I thought I was boned trying to get my shoes on when my feet were asleep!
Gotta say - Warwick Davis’ performance as Griphook at the beginning of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Pt 2 is AMAZING! Totally Oscartown